GH’s Michael And Kiki Kiss But DON’T Tell!

There’s something to be said for how hot, humid northeastern summers are played out on soaps. It results in squirt gun fights and dips in local watering holes… and able-bodied blokes whipping off their shirts to cool off! Three cheers for climate change! Nikolas, Michael and Morgan all paraded their pectorals in the name of warm weather. Even Kiki joined the topless brigade. Not by choice, though. By “oopsie daisy, my bikini top slipped just in time for Michael to see my…” Uh huh. What will they come up with to show some skin during blizzard season? Will they join the Polar Bear Club? Duke summed up the Michael/Kiki/Morgan triangle perfectly when he said, “Michael kissed his brother’s girlfriend, who turned out to be his cousin.” It sounds kind of silly when he puts it that way.

Nikolas won this week’s Wet T-shirt Contest. He also won this week’s No T-shirt Contest. Liz got quite an eyeful, which meant viewers got one, too. Ya think Nikolas noticed how much she was looking at the ground? It was a win-win day for him. Liz not only ogled him, but she also heard A.J.’s phone message admitting he slept with Carly! He should have bought a lottery ticket.

Although it would have been nice for Carly to get in trouble with the law just for kicks, she and Shawn both lucked out when the ballistics report came in and revealed that the Shawn’s gun was NOT the one that fired the bullet that hit Olivia! Then whose gun DID it come from? That’s the big question that WILL be answered this week! Plus, Luke’s diagnosis has him facing mortality, Connie reveals how she really feels about Sonny… and there’s that little issue about an unborn baby’s paternity!

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