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Hurricane Connie Strikes Again!

Life, death, addiction and, yes, sex on GENERAL HOSPITAL!

That Connie Falconeri is trouble with a capital “T.” She first throws Kristina into a tizzy because she has yet to pull Trey’s life support plug. As if that’s an easy decision for Connie to make. You know, paper or plastic, Coke or Pepsi, death or vegetative state for the son I never got to know. Anyway, Kristina and her tizzy aside, Connie is the devil in a green silk blouse. She drowns her sorrows in vodka at the Floating Rib and, although she knows A.J. is a recovering alcoholic, she not only tries to get him to fall “off the wagon,” she tries to push him off it! And then she plants a kiss on him just to irk an arriving Sonny. Bad, bad girl.

Todd has a blonde moment while locked up behind bars at the PCPD. He somehow forgets that McBain is a guy who really does NOT care for him, and hasn’t for a whole bunch of years. He actually offers the cop (yes, Todd, John is a cop) a hefty million-dollar paycheck and a way out of his mess with Natalie and Liam if he gets Todd out of the charges against him. That’s a lot of words that when all put together mean “a bribe.” John, being a smart guy, has a smart phone — with recording capabilities — and gets it all on tape. Todd, when you’re already in a hole, it’s wise to stop digging.

It seems that the only person smiling these days is Britt. That’s because she and Patrick finally did the nasty. In the shower in GH’s locker room. So, basically, Britt was being a dirty girl and a clean girl at the same time. Then, in the most humiliating, embarrassing, AWKWARD moment, Sabrina saw them in the act! Britt would do a happy dance if she knew that little tidbit.

There’s plenty of exciting stuff in store this week, when Monica learns there is a new tenant in “Hotel Quartermaine,” Carly resorts to revenge and Lulu has a very good reason to be worried about Luke. Don’t forget: 2:00 ET and 1:00 PST/CT on ABC. Be there!

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