McBain’s Lookalike Kills Again!

_Bloodsuckers, funny farm escapees… and condiments for crackers… all this week on GH!

_ Vampire, mass murderer, the “undead,” whatever you want to call him, doesn’t that Caleb guy give you the creeps? It’s crazy what a few hair extensions and a gaudy gold ring can do to send chills down your spine. When he shoved that silver arrow into Officer Carlson’s gut and then licked his blood off it with a yummy look in his eyes like a five-year old licking the chocolate frosting off a spoon… eww… McBain has to clear his name, but that’s going to be hard sell, considering he shares the face and the very distinctive voice with this uber-bad guy. And if Rafe and Sam are what Caleb wants, how far will he go to get them? Come on, now. You know the answer. Nonchalantly killing people doesn’t seem to be a problem for him. At all.

Sonny is making a killing in another way. He’s getting to Connie, all right. And she’s getting to him. Her show of sympathy for Tracy and his show of acknowledgment of that sympathy had them gazing into each other’s eyes for a few frozen moments. His offer to walk her to her car after the exchange aroused a unenthusiastic “eh” from her, but the ever-so slight grin that followed spoke volumes.

Lucy, Heather and Todd might have flown the Ferncliff coop, but apparently only Heather is bright enough to not get caught. Lucy ended up handcuffed to a jail cell bar, and Luke and Carly discovered Todd. Luke promised his silence if, and only if, Carly told him what she knew about the “other” Quartermaine heir. She told him of the daughter Franco mentioned named Lauren. Will this missing missy be the secret to Tracy regaining power of ELQ… or will the secret to her (or A.J.’s) success be Pickle-Lila relish?

So many goodies coming up on GH this week, including the return of none other than Genie Francis as Laura! The Oh, she has one doozy of a surprise to pull on the folks back in Port Charles! Don’t forget: 2:00 ET and 1:00 PST/CT on ABC. Be there!