_If the pen is mightier than the sword, where does “relish” rank? In Quartermaine-land, it’s way up there! _
Tracy and A.J.’s battle for the condiment crown kicks off on Monday’s GENERAL HOSPITAL, when the duo goes head-to-head in a Pickle-Whoever taste-off on THE CHEW. Although it looked as if Elizabeth used her “power of pretty” to get Nikolas to back off A.J., she was no match for Tracy’s ability to reach into the Great Beyond and make contact with Edward! Yes, divine intervention had Tracy begging her dearly departed daddy for forgiveness for not saving ELQ and, just like “that,” the guards Nik hired to keep TQ in check dropped like flies! Look out CHEW crew. Tracy is on her way, and she’s ready to rumble!
T.J. can’t catch a break. He asked Molly to be his prom date in the most romantic way EVAH, but then he got dumped. Yeah, he deserved it. He shouldn’t have lured Rafe to Kelly’s pretending to be Molly and then punch him in the face. Bad move. But the guy’s in love and he knows Rafe is moving in on his girl. What’s he supposed to do, ignore it? As if. He’s 15! Can he make amends with Molly before the big day?
Morgan sure grew up nice. He is, however, easy to dupe. Fifty grand worth of “dupe,” in fact! And he wants NO help getting out of this mess. He told his big bro, Michael, “I got this, Mikey. Same way I’ve handled my whole life since mom outsourced parenting to Sherman-Johnston Military Academy.” Yup. That pretty much sums up what went wrong and when it went there. The shocking thing is that Carly turned to Sam for help. Sam! Isn’t that the seventh sign of the Apocalypse?
This week, the relish revolt takes an odd turn, Morgan has “a plan” (that can’t be good) and three familiar faces return as different characters. Guess who?! Don’t forget: 2:00 ET and 1:00 PST/CT on ABC. Be there!