Jerry wages a war against Port Charles!
Tracy Quartermaine had a one night stand, Anna Devane was happy to be in a straightjacket, and Carly was caught watching a cooking show. Oh, what has the world come to?! These days, everything on GENERAL HOSPITAL is upside down and backwards. Not that that is a bad thing because it isn’t. In fact, it hasn’t been this exciting in years, and the party is just getting started!
Everybody sing! Ready? “It’s raining men! Hallelujah! It’s raining men!” Sorry, it’s just that whenever Carly pops on the screen, there’s an uncontrollable urge to start singing that little ditty. She’s got the guys lining up and taking numbers like she was the daily special at Abe’s Deli! While she was getting a sneaky peek at Todd’s tummy, Johnny was getting a peek at Jax’s. Her current squeeze got mighty miffed when her “technically not ex ex-husband” answered her hotel room door with nothing on but the radio and a towel. So many men, so little time.
While Anna and Luke searched a Swiss mental institution for Robin, Olivia had another freaky yet prophetic hallucination and Tracy played footsies with Joe Jr., Jerry took to the airwaves, prepared to tell everyone in listening distances that they were about to die! Talk about reality TV! This week, Port Charles wakes up and the town patrons start dropping like flies! Will Jerry’s demands be met before people ended up dead? Don’t count on it!