_You can bet Connie will find coal in her stocking Christmas morning! _
Who needs a chubby man in a red suit who chuckles, “Ho! Ho! Ho!” when you’ve got a hot blonde in animal print who cracks herself up describing why her husband had no choice but to marry her? “The Kama Sutra. The CONNIE Sutra. Ha! I just thought of that!” she laughed, evoking a prickly look from Carly. Connie Falconeri truly is the Christmas gift that keeps on giving. That is unless you’re that husband she speaks of. He was the guy lying unconscious under the coffee table after wifey-poo smashed a bottle over his head. That sinister look she had in her eyes while picking up a sharp pair of scissors, then turning to his body on the floor foretells something unpleasant when the show picks up again after Christmas!
At least Lucy Coe was in the holiday spirit. She made Sabrina, Patrick and Felix light up like the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center when she announced that the Nurses Ball was a go. Something tells us, however, that there’s a naughty little scheme cooking in that perfectly coiffed head of hers. And if it has her mixing it up with the Qs in their mansion, that much better! If there’s anyone that can raise the “Quartermania” decibel level and kick it up a notch on the crazy scale, it’s Lucy Coe!
Before we learn Johnny’s fate in Connie’s hands or what, exactly, Lucy has up her sleeve on Wednesday, December 26, don’t forget that the episode that airs on Christmas Eve will be an encore presentations of the show that aired on Thanksgiving Day, which found the Quartermaines honoring their patriarch, and there is a full network pre-emption on the 25th.
Happy holidays to all… and to all, a good night!